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| Hesitant |
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"Hello? What am I saying, there's no one there. Well, there is. But, not as I speak so to speak ..." |
| The Witch |
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"Gobble, double, toil, and bubble. I'm not home, so what's the trouble. Eye of ..." |
| Hostile Human |
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"Yeah! Go on! It's your dime! Spill your guts! Run off at the mouth! Give us a piece of your ..." |
| How dare you! |
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"I beg your pardon. Do you dare accost me in this manner? Am I the object of this brazen ..." |
| Irishman |
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"Hello? Are you callin me? Sir. I'm just after leaving the house or takin another call or I'm ..." |
| Japanese Everyday! |
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"Thank you for calling Learn Japanese in Twenty Seconds a Day. Are you ready? Let's ..." |
| Hello? Hello? |
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"Hello? Hello? Oh hi! How are you? Yeah? We'll I'm not home right at the moment ..." |
| Kitty Sound |
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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. But, if you leave your message at the ..." |
| Darling |
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"Hello Darling. Mambo here. Looking marvelous. Please leave a message at the ..." |
| The Maid |
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"Hello Love. The Mister and Misses can't come to the phone right now. Oh. They're in the ..." |
| Mission Impossible |
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"Hello caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave your name, number ..." |
| A Long Message |
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"Hello. Don't you just hate it when in the midst of your busy day, you get an answering machine ..." |
| Lines are Busy |
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"Thank you for calling. All lines are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order in ..." |
| Getting a Pencil |
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"Hello. I'm not home right now. But I can take your message. So, just hang on while I get a ..." |
| Post Office |
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"You've reached the post office. At the tone, please write us a letter and allow four to ..." |
| Psychic Hotline |
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"Greetings! I feel I thank you for calling this psychic hotline. What sign are you? I knew ..." |
| The Queen |
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"Ladies and gentlemen. Lords and ladies. Dukes and dutchesses. Prince and princesses. Plebs of ..." |
| Missing Phone |
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"Hello. I'm home right now, but I can't find the phone. Please leave a long, loud message to ..." |
| Racing Horses |
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"And they're off! It's nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed closely by ..." |
| Easy Listening |
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"Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this answering machine ..." |
| A New Recipe |
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"This is the French cook with a delicious answering machine recipe. Take a pinch of ..." |
| Call Screening |
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"Hello. We're home right now screening our calls. So, please leave your name, number, and a ..." |
| Secretary |
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"Good morning. No. No. He went out for fifteen minutes half an hour ago, and he won't ..." |
| Answering System |
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"Hello. This is the answering service's answering service. The answering service that ..." |
| The White House |
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"Hi. Thanks for calling the White House. Your President is busy right now, but he'll know ..." |
| Silly Voices |
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"Oh. Hello. You've reached the Monty Python Silly Voices Preservation Society. If ..." |
| Space Station Mir |
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"*Fighting noises and confusion* Good day, comrades. Thank you for calling Space Station ..." |
| Someone Special |
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"Hello? May I say who's calling? Oh yes! I've heard a lot about you. You must be someone ..." |
| Split Personalities |
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"Hello. You've reached the Institute for Split Personality Research. We can't get to your ..." |
| Spooky Message |
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"Good Evening. Thank you for calling. Please. Leave a ... *Wolf howling*" |
| Helga's Hair Removal |
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"You have reached Helga's House of European Hair Removal. We can't come to the phone ..." |
| The TV Show |
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"Hello there, and welcome to the show. Today's topic: Answering machine and why we ..." |
| Typical Teenager |
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"Like hi, okay. Like, my parents say all I do is give them attitude, right. Well, like ..." |
| The Texan |
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"Well, well, well. You see nobody can take your call right now. If you leave your name ..." |
| Untold Message Story |
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"And now, from the household you tried to reach, the untold story of how they missed your ..." |
| Vampire |
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"Good day! I regret nobody is available to come to the phone. Let's just say we are all lying down ..." |
| Legal Warning |
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"*Sirens* Warning. This call is being monitored by the telephone company and is being ..." |
| You've Won a Car! |
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"Congratulations! You are the one millionth caller, and you have just won a brand ..." |